How to Get High for the Holidays around Judgmental Relatives
How to Get High for the Holidays around Judgmental Relatives
As winter and the colder temperatures settle down just in time for Christmas, it becomes even clearer that this last stretch of the year is bound to be a great one.
To most people, the end of the year usually signals the start of Christmas carols, eggnogs, gift-giving, warm cocoa, Hanukkah, and other nice traditional matters. However, for high-minded folks, this period of chilly atmospheres and coziness signals something that feels much better than getting the best present (aside from a new M&M bong): The best highs.
Something much merrier than the holidays
For anyone who loves to maximize their lifetime with amazing highs and solid smoke sessions, the chilliest and coziest time of the year is unbeatable when it comes to getting stoned.
Whether it’s in front of the fireplace, right by the balcony, or in the comfort of the bedroom, there’s something about getting high in the wintertime that’s as magical as the Christmas movies you watched as kids. At this moment, you might be swaddled up in a comfy knit blanket with nothing more than a bong in hand and a pair of sweats and a hoodie on, ready for the high of a lifetime!
While it’s clear that the wintertime makes for the perfect setting to get stoned, there’s just one aspect of the holidays that’s far less desirable: Dealing with your disapproving family members.
Surviving close-mindedness during the most wonderful time of the year
Although the winter season is a wonderful time for anyone who wants to get high, it can also be a nightmare for dealing with close-minded family members.
While families can differ in size, anyone who is open-minded and practical enough to enjoy the wondrous benefits and experiences of smoking cannabis always has a set of family members that have neither. After avoiding your close-minded relatives all year, however, the time has come to them during your family gathering, which means that it’ll be hard to get high.
Thankfully, we have prepared a few ways you can easily sneak in much-needed breathers and breeze through hours of unwanted interaction with nosy family members:
Step outside for a bit
Admittedly, being stuck in a room full of old-timey traditionalists who have no tolerance for marijuana can make the cravings stronger.
Yet, you won’t have to wait three days before you get to smoke a doobie again because you can take a “walk” so that you can get out of the anti-weed space for once. As soon as you get out, just waltz over to your car, hop in the seat of your ride, and whip out your M&M Mini Beaker Bong for a quick rip-and-dip!
Eat your daily dose
Even though today’s elders are still vehemently anti-marijuana, their knowledge is thankfully archaic to the point where they only know about the leafy green side of things.
Whether you’re doing it out of spite or simply filling the need to make a forced holiday gathering tolerable, you can sneak in your pothead fix right in front of your relatives’ eyes by chewing on an edible. If stepping out at least 20 times for one night isn’t your style, then you can hold up and just eat your way to a glorious high instead of smoking it!
Conclusion
While family reunions and gatherings with anti-marijuana relatives can be a major downer during the holidays, you can still turn things around and avoid missing out on getting high through creative approaches. With the help of the two tricks mentioned above, you won’t ever have to let your close-minded relative get in between you and an amazing high ever again!
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