How to Mask the Holiday High Smoke: Our Smoker’s Guide
How to Mask the Holiday High Smoke: Our Smoker’s Guide
There’s nothing quite like a refreshing ganja session during the holidays. You don’t have any obligations because work is off, and all you have are your bong and the best cannabis stash. You can also watch your shows in peace.
However, you need also to remember that the festive season can also be the time when your friends and family may want to visit your home randomly. And it can lead to some awkward conversations like saying, “Yes, I smoke pot. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.” But don’t worry, there are ways to make the ganja getaway!
This article will provide you with three easy tips to help you mask the bong smoke and smell. Knowing these tips by heart will ensure that you don’t freak out any holiday visitors, especially your religious grandparents!
Use a damp towel and create a diversion
The damp towel trick is one of the oldest in the book, but most veteran cannabis smokers use it as their tried-and-true formula. It’s also simple to do; all you need to do is damp a towel, roll it up, and use it as a wall to prevent the smoke from traveling out of your house. The best part about this technique is you have an escape route.
Let’s say you are smoking during Hannukah eve, and you suddenly hear knocks from your door. You realize it’s your parents. So you bolt to the nearer towel, damp it, and place it at the foot of your door to prevent any smoke. Make sure to do this quietly. You can make your escape through the back door or window.
Don’t forget to take your cellphone with you and call your parents once you’re out of the house and far away. Tell them you aren’t home yet and suggest they go shopping first. That way, you can easily go back, get rid of all your ganja stuff, and prepare for your parents’ visit!
Dab concentrates instead!
Some smokers say bongs are overrated because dabbing concentrates seems to work for them. But the truth is they may have just gotten caught by their parents and relatives during the holidays! You see, dabbing concentrates produces fewer odor fumes, allowing you to control the cannabis smell. It’s the ideal way to get high during the holidays discreetly. However, you do need to be mindful of a few things.
When you dab, be careful when you empty water from your rig because the contents can drain your pipes. There still may be some noticeable trace of odors from your dab rig session, but you can easily mask the smell with aromatic foods like coffee and buttered popcorn. You can also use perfumes and scented candles—the perfect way to get the extra festive scents to get into the holiday spirit!
Smoke in your basement
Hiding your bong and smoking in peace during the holidays can be done best if you have a hideaway, like your basement or attic. It prevents having any awkward conversations with your family when they come over to visit. You can even lock your ganja room up to ensure that no one else but you knows what goes on down there! Just don’t forget to have your aromatics, like scented candles and air fresheners, around your house to ensure that no family member gets any whiff of ganja!
Conclusion
Getting high during the festive season is rewarding and doable. All you have to do is remember all the previously mentioned tips and have all your smoking essentials ready. Treat yourself to a holiday high today!
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